Part 4: Back to the Future - Stechen
What are you most looking forward to in Infantry?
The successful return of BBX, sans jumping, sans "magical moving goal posts", and sans Yank. (Stechen make enemies. Enemies good.)

What do you think Sony should do in order to make Infantry succeed?
Sony should try and get their heads oughta their asses, and make Infantry run less laggy. I mean, c'mon. C'mon.
[Interviewer's note: After talking Stechen down from the nearest window ledge, he was sedated and a more pro-Sony response was given...]
I think the good folks at Sony should look into the lag problem. Many people complain about it ... their complaints are more annoying than the lag, actually. Get rid of complainers, Sony, and you've got a solid gold game.

What new type of zone would you like to see?
I'm a suckah for an RPG. Gimme an RPG and I'll drool. Maybe a Team Fortress type idea ... or TACTICAL CTF. If the game doesn't think you're being "tactive" enough, it hurts you.

How long do you expect to continue playing this game?
I'll stop playing when EverQuest is cool. And I don't see that happening! Ah ha ha ha. Or when Tanarus "addicts" me. Ah ha ha ha.

How long do you think Infantry will last?
Infantry will last until the day I gather my followers and say, "Wouldn't it be a hoot if we abandoned Infantry for a week? Can you imagine the looks on Sony's faces?"

Do you have any other comments, especially to those starting out?
If you're new to Infantry, learn to strafe ASAP. Strafing will save your ass. In the beginning, I was backpeddaling and steering backwards, frequently tripping over rocks, bent-over pranksters, etc.

Would you like to make a custom quote?
"P*RNSTAR is my manwife! 007 Snipez thinks pink is sexay! Yankee frolics! FOR THE GLORY OF IMPERIOSIS! Faiadureiku 0wns you! For the Overmind!"

If you had to go out with either Georgia, BioPlague, ange1ica, or a fruit, who would you pick? :)
A Fruit? Is this a mango we're talking about? Mangoes turn me on in *that* kinda way. But seriously, BioPlague is in my dreams.
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